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Oh no!

Oh no!

I’m up working and Steve is asleep.  He just said “Oh no!” and I said “what?” and he said “squished poopies”, to which I replied “squished poopies?!?” and he goes “there are squished poopies in here” and turns over the other way.  …wonder what he is dreaming about. 🙂  #toddlerNightmares

Vegas

Vegas

I headed to Vegas for work a couple weeks ago.  I was asked to be one of the keynote speakers for a General Session in front of as many as 20,000 people.  I said yes and headed to Vegas.

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I rented a really sparkly and Vegas worthy dress from Rent The Runway.  It was a hit.  I had lots of positive comments about my talk.  It was very similar to the one I gave at the TED@IBM event last September.

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When I was gone I got a text message from Ann that Nathan had taken his diaper off and “painted the walls with poop”.  Ew, I can’t imagine.  I’m so glad I wasn’t home ;).  The very next day he apparently did it again but this time Anthony helped in his artistic talents.  Ann thought he was just acting out since I wasn’t home.  Luckily he hasn’t done it again since I’ve gotten home.  I invented a new pajama for him so he doesn’t do it in the morning.  Basically I put a tshirt over a onesie since he doesn’t know how to take off a tshirt to unzip his pjs.

Poop

Poop

This morning we woke up to the boys being surprisingly quiet.  Steve went in their room to see them huddled around this foreign object:

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When we asked Nate who did it he took credit for his masterpiece.

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They both had unzipped their onesies and Nate had taken his diaper off.  Here’s a video I took.  Unfortunately it’s a bit out of focus because my skills are not fast enough to keep up with a moving toddler and it was early in the morning.  I had to do some editing to cut out any nudity.  But here it is!

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