I’m up working and Steve is asleep. He just said “Oh no!” and I said “what?” and he said “squished poopies”, to which I replied “squished poopies?!?” and he goes “there are squished poopies in here” and turns over the other way. …wonder what he is dreaming about. 🙂 #toddlerNightmares
I headed to Vegas for work a couple weeks ago. I was asked to be one of the keynote speakers for a General Session in front of as many as 20,000 people. I said yes and headed to Vegas.
I rented a really sparkly and Vegas worthy dress from Rent The Runway. It was a hit. I had lots of positive comments about my talk. It was very similar to the one I gave at the TED@IBM event last September.
When I was gone I got a text message from Ann that Nathan had taken his diaper off and “painted the walls with poop”. Ew, I can’t imagine. I’m so glad I wasn’t home ;). The very next day he apparently did it again but this time Anthony helped in his artistic talents. Ann thought he was just acting out since I wasn’t home. Luckily he hasn’t done it again since I’ve gotten home. I invented a new pajama for him so he doesn’t do it in the morning. Basically I put a tshirt over a onesie since he doesn’t know how to take off a tshirt to unzip his pjs.
This morning we woke up to the boys being surprisingly quiet. Steve went in their room to see them huddled around this foreign object:
When we asked Nate who did it he took credit for his masterpiece.
They both had unzipped their onesies and Nate had taken his diaper off. Here’s a video I took. Unfortunately it’s a bit out of focus because my skills are not fast enough to keep up with a moving toddler and it was early in the morning. I had to do some editing to cut out any nudity. But here it is!